“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”
I tried to scroll past this. I really did.
When my grandma died I found this in her room, I laughed so hard and I made me much more happy
when one of your friends says something shitty and offensive out of nowhere
dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss
nothing annoys me more than when teachers say “now i want you to work with someone you don’t normally talk to” because not only am i soul crushingly self conscious but there is a REASON I DON’T TALK TO THESE PEOPLE
i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like
"i’m not ignoring you i just don’t know what to say to you" a film written, directed, produced by and starring me